Jizz In My Pants

Video of the Day – December 9, 2008

From Saturday Night Live, aired December 7, 2008

The first single from The Lonely Island’s debut album “INCREDIBAD”… in stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake. The Lonely Island consists of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.

Here are the lyrics in case you wanted to sing along:

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apoligise, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I’ll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance
because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by cheque

Last week – I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth
sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape
and I

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I

JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

ANDY & JORMA
AKIVA as the DJ
JT as the Janitor
Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler