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King of Bedside Manor ~ Barenaked Ladies  

Barenaked Ladies began as the duo of Ed Robertson and Steven Page. The two went to school together since Robertson was in grade four (Page was a grade ahead) at Churchill Heights Public School, but were not friends until they ran into each other at a Harvey’s restaurant following a Peter Gabriel concert. Each interested to find that the other liked Gabriel, they began talking and found they had many of the same tastes. The two became friends, and bonded further when they were both counsellors at Scarborough Schools Music Camp. They would play songs together, and Steve was impressed by Ed’s ability to harmonize. When Page had an extra ticket to a Bob Dylan concert that no one wanted, he ran into Robertson at a party. The two attended the concert at Exhibition Stadium (most likely on August 29, 1988). Bored by the show, the two turned to amusing each other, pretending they were rock critics, inventing histories and comments about the Dylan band. They also made up various band names; one of which was “Barenaked Ladies”.

On another front, Robertson had agreed to perform with his cover band in a battle of the bands at Nathan Phillips Square for the Second Harvest food bank.The band broke up and he forgot about the gig. When he received a phone call a week before the show, asking him to confirm the gig, he improvised that the name of the band had changed to “Barenaked Ladies”, recalling the name from the Dylan concert. He then called Page and asked if he wanted to do the gig; Page reportedly could not believe Robertson had given that name. They arranged three rehearsals and missed them all. The two played the show on October 1, 1988, but instead of competing, they played while the other bands set up, playing every song they could think of that they both knew. The show went well and they were invited to open a show for another well-known local band, The Razorbacks, at the Horseshoe Tavern the coming weekend. They set up three more rehearsals, and again missed them all; they proceeded to improvise their set once again. This would set a precedent for an element of Barenaked Ladies concerts which still almost always contain some improvised raps or songs, as well as general improvised banter.

King of Bedside Manor

You know he’s not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him
Crumble to a ball around his feet.
So he’s always ready, he’s always set, he’s always well prepared,
he’s the most peculiar man you’ll ever meet.

You know he’s not the king of Bedside Manor.
He’s not the Tom Jones that lives next door.
He’s not the king of Bedside Manor.
He hardly even lives there anymore.

He says excuse me, I hope you don’t mind
that I followed you into this shop
but I couldn’t help but notice that riding crop.
Sticking out of your haversack, um,
I wouldn’t mind riding you bareback.
He’s subtle on the dancefloor and he’s suave around the bar.
He’s a quickdraw with a lighter, he’s a pseudo movie star.
You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor
quite some time ago.
He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show.

You know he’s not the king of Bedside Manor.
He’s not the Tom Jones that lives next door.
He’s not the king of Bedside Manor.
He hardly even lives there anymore.

Well he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn
just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone.
From the house next door to his house on the lane
He consoles himself that he’s got his health and he knows he can’t complain.

You know he’s not the king of Bedside Manor.
He’s not the Tom Jones that lives next door.
He’s not the king of Bedside Manor.
He hardly even lives there anymore.

He’s not the King of Bedside Manor
He’s not the King of Bedside Manor
Hardly even lives there anymore.

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

Bathroom Sessions

Starting about a year ago, Ed Robertson posted about forty music videos on YouTube in a series known as The Bathroom Sessions. It is just Ed playing his guitar and singing in front of a camera in his bathroom. They are fairly rough and low budget, and the best ones are when Steve Paige gets involved.

King of Bedside Manor (Bathroom Session)

Other Songs Posted for this Artist

• August 8, 2009 -- If I Had $1,000,000 ~ Barenaked Ladies
• April 23, 2008 -- One Week ~ Barenaked Ladies