The Tubes are a San Francisco-based theatre rock band, which were popular in the late 1970s and early 1980s, and were known for their live performances that combined lewd quasi-pornography and wild satires of media, consumerism and politics.
The Tubes is a collection of high school friends from Phoenix, Arizona. The Beans and The Red, White and Blues Band eventually merged after relocating to San Francisco in 1969. The core band membership remained largely intact for more than a decade: Fee Waybill (real name John Waldo Waybill) (vocals), Bill “Sputnik” Spooner (guitar, vocals), Roger Steen (guitar), Prairie Prince (real name Charles L. Prince) (drums), Michael Cotten (synthesizer), Vince Welnick (piano), and Rick Anderson (bass). Singer Re Styles (born Shirley Marie MacLeod) (vocals) and ex-Santana percussionist Mingo Lewis were also fixtures for much of the band’s early history.
Showbiz excess was a common theme of the band’s early work, with Waybill sometimes assuming the on-stage persona of Quay Lewd (a pun on Quaalude), a drunk, drugged-out, barely coherent lead singer, decked out with flashing glasses and impossibly tall platform shoes. “White Punks on Dope”, from their debut album, was an absurd anthem of wretched excess, and a tribute to their rich, white teenage fan base in San Francisco. The tune was covered (with different, non-translated German lyrics) by Nina Hagen as “TV Glotzer” (”Couch Potato”), the opening track of her band’s first album.
White Punks on Dope
http://djallyn.org/media/The_Tubes-WhitePunksOnDope.flvTeenage had a race for the night time
Spent my cash on every high I could find
Wasted time in every school in L.A.
Getting loose, I didn’t care what the kids sayWe’re white punks on dope
Mom & Dad moved to Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
Can’t clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dopeOther dudes are living in the ghetto
But born in Pacific Heights don’t seem much bettoWe’re white punks on dope
Mom & Dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
I can’t clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dopeI go crazy ’cause my folks are so fucking rich
Have to score when I get that rich white punk itch
Sounds real classy, living in a chateau
So lonely, all the other kids will never knowWe’re white punks on dope
Mom & Dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
Can’t clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope
- Audio from the 1975 The Tubes album:
White Punks on Dope - The Tubes (1975): 
September 5th, 2008 at 5:15 am
Oh. My. God. I didn’t think anyone would remember this song! I saw them years ago in my teenage years, I think at the Fox in Atlanta, can’t remember exactly. What I DO remember is the beginning of this song, with Fee Waybill walking down a set of stairs from the drum riser in those impossibly high platform shoes you described! Just wow. Thanks, Deej…