November 2007

Peter, Paul and Mary (often PP&M) are a musical group from the United States, and were one of the most successful folk-singing groups of the 1960s. The trio is composed of Peter Yarrow, Noel “Paul” Stookey and Mary Travers.

The group was created and managed by Albert Grossman, who sought to create a folk “supergroup” by bringing together “a tall blonde (Travers), a funny guy (Stookey) and a good looking guy (Yarrow)”. He launched the group in 1961, booking them into the The Bitter End, a coffee house and popular folk venue in New York City’s Greenwich Village. They recorded their first album, Peter, Paul and Mary, the following year. It included “500 Miles“, “Lemon Tree” and the Pete Seeger hit tunes “If I Had a Hammer” (subtitled “(The Hammer Song)”) and “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?“.

Leaving on a jet Plane

http://djallyn.org/media/leavingonajetplane.flv

All my bags are packed I’m ready to go
I’m standin’ here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin’ it’s early morn
The taxi’s waitin’ he’s blowin’ his horn
Already I’m so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go
Cause I’m leavin’ on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh baby, I hate to go

There’s so many times I’ve let you down
So many times I’ve played around
I tell you now, they don’t mean a thing
Every place I go, I’ll think of you
Every song I sing, I’ll sing for you
When I come back, I’ll bring your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go
Cause I’m leavin’ on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Close your eyes I’ll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won’t have to leave alone
About the times, I won’t have to say

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go
Cause I’m leavin’ on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh baby, I hate to go

Cause I’m leavin’ on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

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The following are from actual courtroom transcripts:

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.


ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?


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River Crossing

November 20, 2007

in Games

Here a test the Japanese use for hiring employees in the IT sector. (At least that is what it says)

Click on the round button

You see a family of six, (Mother, Father, two boys, two girls) and a policeman and a prisoner. The goal is to get everyone seen here across the river following these rules:

1. Maximum of two people can go on the float.

2. Father cannot be with any of his daughters without the mother being present.

3. Mother cannot be with any of her sons without the father being present.

4. The prisoner can not be in the presence of family members without the policeman.

5. Only the policeman and parents can drive the float.

Go ahead and give it a try. The average person is supposed to be able to do it in about 15 minutes.

If you figured out how to do it, you can share it below. Correct answers will be moved to the Solutions Page to keep it challenging here.  You can check them out, but try to do it on your own.

-DJ Allyn

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Paul Simon is an American singer-songwriter and musician, perhaps best known for his partnership with Art Garfunkel in the duo Simon & Garfunkel. In 2006, Time magazine called him one of the 100 “people who shape our world.”

You can call me Al

http://djallyn.org/media/paul_simon-you_can_call_me_al.flv

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don’t want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where’s my wife and family
What if I die here
Who’ll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All alone alone
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It’s a street in a strange world
Maybe it’s the Third World
Maybe it’s his first time around
He doesn’t speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

  • Audio from the 1986 Graceland album:

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This was the VH1 tribute to Heart, performed by Alice in Chains and country singer, Gretchen Wilson. Nancy Wilson actually played in this tribute.

Barracuda

http://djallyn.org/media/barracuda-alice-in-chains-gretchen-wilson.flv

So this ain’t the end – I saw you again today
I had to turn my heart away
Smiled like the Sun – kisses for everyone
And tales – it never fails!

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You’d have me down on my knees
Now wouldn’t you, Barracuda?

Back over Time we were all trying for free
Met up with porpoise and me
No right no wrong you’re selling a Song – a name
Whisper game

If the real thing don’t do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn into the wick
Aren’t you, Barracuda?

“Sell me sell you” the porpoise said
Dive down deep now save my head
You… I think you got the blues too.

All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools -silly fools

If the real thing don’t do the trick No!
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn into the wack
Barra-Barracuda

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