Canadian-born Alanis Morissette has won twelve Juno awards, seven Grammy Awards, and has sold more than 55 million albums worldwide. She is not only an accomplished singer, she has also starred on stage, television and film
Her first venture into the entertainment was on the Canadian children’s television show, You Can’t Do That on Television from 1986 – 1990. She has been in shows like The Vagina Monologues, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and several other productions. But she is best known for songs like “You Oughta Know“, with its scathiong, explicit lyrics.
A common rumor about the song is that it was written about Morissette’s one-time boyfriend Dave Coulier of the television sitcom Full House. According to an ABC News article, “the angst-ridden hit ‘You Oughta Know’ was about Alanis’ relationship with Coulier.” The Urban Legends Reference Pages have not endorsed this rumor as true, and in fact there are other celebrities who have been rumored to be the lover in the song, including:
I want you to know that I’m happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you bothAn older version of me, is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother‘Cos the love that you gave that we made
Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, No
And every time you speak her name,
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me
Until you died, ’till you died
But you’re still aliveAnd I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta knowYou seem very well, things look peaceful
I’m not quite as well
I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?‘Cos the love that you gave that we made
Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, No
And every time you speak her name,
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me
Until you died, ’till you died
But you’re still aliveAnd I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta knowCause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I’m not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes
And you know itAnd every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back
I hope you feel it
Well can you feel it?
And I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Canadian-born Alanis Morissette has won twelve Juno awards, seven Grammy Awards, and has sold more than 55 million albums worldwide. She is not only an accomplished singer, she has also starred on stage, television and film
Her first venture into the entertainment was on the Canadian children’s television show, You Can’t Do That on Television from 1986 – 1990. She has been in shows like The Vagina Monologues, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and several other productions. But she is best known for songs like “You Oughta Know“, with its scathiong, explicit lyrics.
I’m broke but I’m happy
I’m poor but I’m kind
I’m short but I’m healthy, yeah
I’m high but I’m grounded
I’m sane but I’m overwhelmed
I’m lost but I’m hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be fine fine fine
’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I’m sober
I’m young and I’m underpaid
I’m tired but I’m working, yeah
I care but I’m restless
I’m here but I’m really gone
I’m wrong and I’m sorry babyWhat it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be quite alright
’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And what it all comes down to
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet
’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I’m free but I’m focused
I’m green but I’m wise
I’m hard but I’m friendly baby
I’m sad but I’m laughing
I’m brave but I’m chickenshit
I’m sick but I’m pretty babyAnd what it all boils down to
Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet
’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything’s just fine fine fine
’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab
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