Theory of a Deadman (also known as TOAD or simply as Theory) is a Canadian rock band from Delta, British Columbia, formed in 2001. The band also includes traits of other music styles, such as country and acoustic, as well as their post-grunge and alternative rock base.

The band’s lead singer, Tyler Connolly, gave Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger a demo tape of their music while at an after-show party. He liked it, so he gave the band a record label under his label, 604 Records and Roadrunner Records.

Bitch Came Back

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The bitch came back the very next day
Oh, the bitch came back thought she was a goner
But, the bitch came back she couldn’t stay away
Don’t you know the bitch came back?

I like her so much better when she’s down on her knees
‘Cause when she’s in my face that’s when I’m starting to see
That all my friends are laughing thinking that we belong
Well she’s so fuckin’ stupid that she’s singing along

The trouble with girls is they’re all the same
Forget the diamonds and pearls they just want a ring
Before you know it you’re like a dog on a leash
Well you can try and change the world but you won’t change me

The bitch came back the very next day
Oh, the bitch came back thought she was a goner
But, the bitch came back she couldn’t stay away
Don’t you know the bitch came back?
There she goes again just always breaking my balls
No matter what I do somehow it’s always my fault
She says I must be cheating cause I turned off my phone
But that’s the only frickin way she’ll leave me alone

The trouble with girls is never enough
Love to complain and they never shut up
Like to tell you the way it ought to be
Go on and tell the world just don’t tell me

The bitch came back the very next day
Oh, the bitch came back thought she was a goner
But, the bitch came back she couldn’t stay away
Don’t you know the bitch came back?

It ain’t a joke when I say I wanna throw you out
(I really mean it) (I really mean it)
Well look who’s laughing now
The bitch came, the bitch came back
The bitch came, the bitch came back
The bitch came, the bitch came back
She just couldn’t stay away

The bitch came back the very next day
Oh, the bitch came back thought she was a goner
But, the bitch came back she won’t stay the fuck away

The bitch came back the very next day
Oh, the bitch came back thought she was a goner
But, the bitch came back she couldn’t stay away
Don’t you know the bitch came back
Don’t you know the bitch came back

• Audio from the 2011 album, The Truth Is…:

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Theory of a Deadman (also known as TOAD or simply as Theory) is a Canadian rock band from Delta, British Columbia, formed in 2001. The band also includes traits of other music styles, such as country and acoustic, as well as their post-grunge and alternative rock base.

The band’s lead singer, Tyler Connolly, gave Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger a demo tape of their music while at an after-show party. He liked it, so he gave the band a record label under his label, 604 Records and Roadrunner Records.

So Happy

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Put the bottle down, finally got somethin’ to say
Take another look around and find someone else to play
(Needless to say) That you’ve got problems
(There’s no fuckin’ way) that I’m gonna solve them
(It’s never the same) Every time you slip, then you fall down, down, down

Ever wonder what I been thinkin’ about ?
I been thinkin’ bout throwin’ you out

I’m so happy about you (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I’m so happy now we’re through (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I was so afraid, now you’re gone away
Sent you packing, look who’s laughin’ now
I’m so happy that I feel this way
I’m so happy that I threw you away

Put your problems down and pick up what’s left of the pain
Take a good look at yourself and see who’s really to blame
(Needless to say) You got issues
(There’s no fuckin’ way) That I’m gonna fix you
(It’s never the same) Ever since you went fallin’ down, down, down

Ever wonder what i been thinkin’ about ?
I been thinkin’ bout throwin’ you out

I’m so happy about you (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I’m so happy now we’re through (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I was so afraid, now you’re gone away
Sent you packing, look who’s laughin’ now
I’m so happy that I feel this way
I’m so happy that I threw you away

I’m so happy about you (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I’m so happy now we’re through (I’m fed up, so get up and get out)
I was so afraid, now you’re gone away
Sent you packing, look who’s laughin’ now
I’m so happy that I feel this way
I’m so happy that I threw you away

• Audio from the 2008 album,  Scars & Souvenirs:

 

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