WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS IMAGE.
Also, don’t post it on Facecrack — they will lock you down because they are protecting Putin. Hell, just trying to post this fucking image here on DreamHost is a challenge. DreamHost has been blocking the image, and I had to do a run-around. Click here for a REAL CLOSEUP LOOK. Then click it AGAIN.
UPDATE: DreamHost is threatening to take my entire site down if I don’t remove this image. GO FOR IT: I’ll move it over to WordPress.com in a heartbeat, and Dreamhost will find themselves involved in a lawsuit and a lot of really bad publicity about sucking up to Putin.
UPDATE II: I see I am still here. Dreamhost has backed down from their demand, but I am about to move this whole shebang over to my AWS account, where I have 100 percent control.